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16

May

thecurlyhairproblems:

submitted by ashtonlives :)

thecurlyhairproblems:

submitted by ashtonlives :)

15

May

When you eat a meal and 15 minutes later you’re so hungry your stomach sounds like a dying whale but you don’t want to eat because you want a flat stomach. Yup I love when this happens like RIGHT NOW

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11 year olds today:
omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11:
omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

14

May

Oh my god this movie. I just UH

Oh my god this movie. I just UH

I love him

(Source: disneyslove)

08

May

She didn’t guess Canada…

She didn’t guess Canada…

04

May

“Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn’t recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, “On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center.”

02

May

See that right there? That’s 6 weeks of true dedication. That is 6 weeks worth of proof that I am a dedicated swimmer. I haven’t shaves in 6 weeks because that’s what real swimmers do.

See that right there? That’s 6 weeks of true dedication. That is 6 weeks worth of proof that I am a dedicated swimmer. I haven’t shaves in 6 weeks because that’s what real swimmers do.

So today while scrolling through my dash I started to realize how many Harry potter posts there were? And they were all referring to the battle of hogwarts and then I realized oh yeah today is may 2nd

So today while scrolling through my dash I started to realize how many Harry potter posts there were? And they were all referring to the battle of hogwarts and then I realized oh yeah today is may 2nd

(Source: jamesfrancoco)

29

Apr

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
4,450,864 plays

paper-trees:

wagw4n:

ijust-dgaf:

JUST PRESS PLAY.

Anybody who grew up in the 90’s and doesn’t know this song is a deprived child.

This song will haunt me even when i’m dead.


started dancing in my seat.

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FOREVER REBLOG <3

FOREVER REBLOG

HOOOOOLY SHIIIIT, THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SONG WHEN I WAS LIKE 3.

THE MEMORIES

^ THAT TAEMIN GIF IS SO DAMN ACCURATE

 

FOREVER REBLOG

the notes. the gifs. i love tumblr.

FOREVER REBLOGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pressed play and was like

I USED TO LOVE THIS SONG TO ! BRB DANCING

Bopping along to it in my seat. one of the reasons why I love tumblr so much :3

Just got up and had a dance party by myself because no one else is home.

My childhood.

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the gifsomg

this was my mother fucking jam omg jdfsdcfvbg

<3

BRB, Dropping a beat.

OMG THESE GIFS ARE PERFECT THE SONG IS PERFECT

OMFG. I HAVE REBLOGGED THIS SO MANY DAMN TIMES ! NEVER GETS OLD :’)

the gifffssss!!! lmaaoo

OH MY LORD

THIS IS MY TRACK FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER ! FOREVER REBLOG ! 

OMGT

HIS AOSUHAODGHOGHA I LOVE IT *-*

MY MOTHERFUCKING PIMP SONG . DAMN STRAIGHT.


THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

HAHAHA SO MANY GIFSSSSSSSSSS

                           

These gifs are WAY too funny not to reblog! I am dyyinnngg.

there should be a rule that whenever this is on your dash you must reblog

A LITTLE BIT OF REBLOGIN ALL I NEED

THESE GIFS ARE SO WORTH IT

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SWEET LAWD I REMEMBER THE PARTIES!!!!!

Dead.

^^ FOREVER Beblog Jus For That Song, That Was MA SHIT!! ^.<

the memories :’) 

omg yes! <3

(Source: oreobear)

24

Apr

Swim practice today

Brenton (my hessian swim coach):
six 50 sprints on the minute. I WANT THESE ALL FUCKING OUT. On the top.
Me:
(le swims 50)
Brenton:
EILEEN THAT WAS A 34. That was slow as SHIT. I expect so much more from you
Me:
k. Sorry
Me turned the other way:
stupid dumb but head fat poop face (swims another 50)
Brenton:
EILEEN. THAT. WAS. A. 33.9
STOP BEING SO FUCKING SLOW
Me:
STOP BEING SO FUCKING ASIAN
Brenton:
Me:
Brenton:
Me:
Brenton:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one. 500 fly
Me:
back-stroker:

my dream team :)
sweatingchlorine:

University of Southern California
Los Angeles, CA


I&#8217;ve been there&#8230; Huuuuuuu such a nice pool

back-stroker:

my dream team :)

sweatingchlorine:

University of Southern California

Los Angeles, CA

I’ve been there… Huuuuuuu such a nice pool

23

Apr

IT LOOKS LIKE A PILLOW PET

IT LOOKS LIKE A PILLOW PET

96gummyworms:

ladywillowgrey:

this^

I’ll probably end up in the hospital for a fangirl-related thing. Maybe my heart exploded Maybe I flailed into a ceiling fanYou never know.

96gummyworms:

ladywillowgrey:

this^

I’ll probably end up in the hospital for a fangirl-related thing.
Maybe my heart exploded
Maybe I flailed into a ceiling fan
You never know.

(Source: jjongroo)